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People Who Shouldn’t be in Politics

Published by Ben Scott in Life
July 22, 2008

A list of types of people and examples of who shouldn’t be allowed on the political stage.

  1. People over the age of 70 = Most of the members of the American Supreme Court
  2. Someone’s who got in just because their father was President = George Bush JR
  3. Someone who’s husband was in power = Hilary Clinton
  4. Someone who seized power through military force = General Franco, Lenin and Fidel Castro
  5. People who eliminate their opponents to gain power = Stalin
  6. People who have been imprisoned = Hitler
  7. People who don’t know anything about politics = George Bush JR
  8. Ex-KGB agents = Putin
  9. People who ignore the people’s vote and plan to sign up to organisations anyway = Chirac
  10. People who wanted to a rock star = Tony Blair
  11. People who got the job, because of an agreement in a restaurant 10 years previously = Gordon Brown
  12. People with a majority of a cabinet who have marijuana and claim it was an accident = David Cameron
  13. Someone who’s with locked out of the house, in front of the media because of a sex scandal = Boris Johnson
  14. Idiots = Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and George Bush
  15. Liars = Hilary Clinton
  16. Fascists and Nationalists
  17. Socialists and Communists
  18. Centre Parties who try to please everyone
  19. Sex mad men = Blunkett, Prescott and Boris Johnson
  20. Sex deprived women = Hilary Clinton and Maggie Thatcher

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  1. unknown
    Posted July 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    So, who should be in power?? :D

  2. hashmcgandy
    Posted August 22, 2008 at 7:56 am

    I’m with Billy Connelly on this issue when he stated that there should be a law to prevent anyone wishing to become a politician from ever becoming one.

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