A man walks up to a pretty woman and uses the old pick up line. It usually doesn’t work. Here are some pick up lines that deserve sarcastic responses.

Man: Say did anyone ever tell you that you’re beautiful?

Woman: Did anyone ever tell you that you’re ugly?

Man: Are you alone?

Woman: Well not exactly. Would you like to meet the members of my cheerleader squad? Sarah is my coach. She loves to whip little men like you into shape.

Man: Would you care for a drink?

Woman: Sure, I’d love to pour a drink over your face.

Man: Are you a Virgo? I’m a Taurus.

Woman: Are you full of BS? You sure smell like a Taurus.

Man: Would you like to ride in my fancy car?

Woman: You look like a man who is still using training wheels.

Man: Seriously, I have a fantastic car outside. I’d love for you to be in it with me.

Woman: Does it have an ejector seat? I’d love to press the button and see how far you can fly.

Man: Are you trying to get rid of me?

Woman: Heavens no. I think that you can drive any girl crazy. In fact, can you give me your car keys?

Man: What do you need them for?

Woman: I’ll do the driving. Oops, I dropped the keys in that fish tank. Did you know that there are piranhas in that tank?

Man: How am I supposed to get them out?

Woman: Just be careful when you try to retrieve them. Otherwise, you might have some trouble driving home tonight with only one hand. Bye!