1. Can I Use Your Credit Card to Buy Shoes?

   There is no reason why you should ever ask a man to use his credit card, never mind asking him if you can use it so you can buy shoes. If you can’t afford the shoes yourself, you probably shouldn’t be shopping in the first place.

2. Can You Carry My Purse?

   If you brought it with you then you can carry it yourself. Besides, I don’t know any man that looks right carrying a purse. It doesn’t do the purse any justice anyway.

3. Can You Put this Dress on My Dog?

   Guys usually aren’t fond of playing dress up. They aren’t too thrilled with dressing up a dog either, especially not putting it in a dress.

4. Instead of Watching the Superbowl, Can You Come Shopping with Me?

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   Good luck with that. Expect him to laugh at you.

5. Do You Think that it’s Time that You Get Some Viagra?

   Guys want to perform at their best. There’s nothing wrong if a guy takes Viagra, but it is a sensitive issue for men. If he needs any Viagra, chances are he’s noticed before you did and made the appointment with the doctor already. Sure guys don’t like doctors and usually avoid making appointments, but this is a different story.

6. Is That the Best You Can Do?

   This should never be asked to any guy in any context regarding anything unless you really want to hurt his feelings. The whole question just sounds plain condescending.

Before you ask a man anything that sounds remotely similar to the questions asked above, ask yourself if he’s going to have a bad reaction to it. If you think he’s going to, chances are you probably shouldn’t ask it.