We’re Back!

This esteemed site is back after a day of technical troubles. Thanks Mom for staying with us!

Big news on Yahoo that traveling at 70 mph is not worse to the crash victim than traveling at 65 mph. I wonder if there is a difference in injuries to crash victims who are traveling 90 mph? After all who travels 65 or 70 mph on our freeways anyway? Tell me then, if you hit a concrete wall at 65 or 70 mph won’t the results of “seriously dead” be the same? But then I don’t really know as I am not a scientist.

Last night’s episode of “Bachelorette” apparently drew a big blank. (Like this website yesterday-blank and no pictures!). It seems that the bachelorette could not remember a finalist’s name. “Hey Joe, I mean Tim, I mean Bozo…..” This error clearly shows how deep her feelings must be and how very real. You mean this show isn’t real love? I am crestfallen. I just found out about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy too.

Ah yes, Paris Hilton, the opportunist who is famous for getting her face everywhere is being seen again. This time though in the “World of Warcraft” video game. Just when you thought you could sit down, play a nice video game to escape the mug of Paris everywhere. You switch on your video game and there Paris is again! Is she stalking you? Will she ever just go away?

Poor Boy George! His legal woes are keeping him from entering the United States.

Why are we keeping the original man with major make-up away from his fans?

Don’t we have far worse criminals running around the streets of America handing out sub-prime banking loans to the unqualified? What is wrong with justice in this country?

Why can’t President Bush pardon Boy George? It would be a last act of compassion from one George to another.

Finally, a message to Don Imus: Don, I like sarcasm and when it is used properly it can be really funny. But right now at this point in your radio life, what you must do is just SHUT UP.