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Some Things I Can Bet You Have Never Thought About
We all come across a time in our lives where we have had some questions that seemed unanswerable, and although they seem childish or unimportant they still seem to linger in our minds. Here are a few things that will both entertain and make you put your brain to work!
1. Before they invented the “drawing Board” what did they go back to?
2. Can fat people really go skinny dipping?
3. Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
4. How is it possible for someone to “draw a blank”?
5. Is it OK for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?
6. Did the person who invented the pawnshop also invent the chess set?
7. Can a stupid person be called a “smart ass”?
8. How did the person who invented cottage cheese know when it was done?
9. Why do we call it “getting our dog fixed” if doesn’t work afterwards?
10. What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
11. Why are “softballs” hard?
12. Why is an alarm clock “going off” if it is actually on?
13. Why is Greenland called Green if it is covered in ice?
14. What do people in China call their good plates?
15. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
16. Why aren’t blueberries really blue?
17. Isn’t it a little unnerving when your doctor calls what he does a “practice”?
18. Is it considered a hostage situation when a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself?
19. Why does the gynecologist leave the room while you get undressed?
20. Why do we call people who handle money “brokers”?
21. If white milk comes from white cows, why doesn’t chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
22. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Well I hope you had fun with my list of rhetorical questions.It was not made to offend anyone in any way! Just remember that in life its OK to take a break from the serious world. If you want to keep up with today’s generation you must be willing to accept the fact that there is a child within all of us….and sometimes you have to let that child inside you have fun. Look on the bright side…this was some exercise for your brain and for others it was food for thought! LIVE.LOVE.AND MOST OF ALL LAUGH!
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