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Sometimes All You Can Do is Laugh..

Published by Mnofdichotomy in Life
October 22, 2009

Try it.

It’s a lousy world we live in these days. Ever watch the news? Every day, without fail, people are blowing things up; more often than not, it’s other people. We’ve got a steady feed coming in from CNN… war, genocide, nuclear threats. Even here in America, everything sucks. We’re so busy worrying about which party we belong to and believing accordingly that we’ve lost sight of the fact that we’re getting dumber, fatter, and with the exception of a small slice op the populous pie, poorer.

And the problem is simple; we’ve forgotten how to laugh. Everything is serious! Hell, the world’s going to end in three years! But in the meantime, here’s a reprieve. A chance to sit back, relax, and laugh till you piss yourself. Enjoy.

This is, bar none, the funniest woman in the history of television. I almost laughed myself into a coronary.

Hidden camera pranks are always cool.

Dave Chapelle is always funny. Maybe a bit more when you’re tossed, but even not…

Ok… Not only does this retarded woman nosedive into the sinkhole puddle from hell, but she follows it up by walking into said sinkhole (the one that just swallowed her car) and sporting a look of surprise as it swallows her, too!

This is just how it goes down when I get to whoopin’ people.

I have a deep seeded respect for level headed journalists.

This woman has been married to Ozzy for like 30 years. Ozzy. Did it not occur to the bimbo that Sharon Osbourne might just do something awful to her?

Kind of an odd ball… not really funny. But I figure if you’ve gotten this far, you probably enjoy Family Guy, so…

Further proof, as if we needed it, that Alex Trebek is awesome. And for the record, that was a correct answer.

Jimmy Kimmel, making fun of censorship, and indecency. Everything you need.

This has been my screen saver at work for years.

And we end with the funniest man in history…

There… hope that helped. Take time to laugh. Maybe if the assholes in the White House and the morons in the Taliban and all of these other political phallus wavers would just sit down, have a beer or two… and f*ckin laugh some, the world wouldn’t be the disaster area it is…

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14 Comments

  1. Posted October 22, 2009 at 6:46 am

    excellent

  2. Posted October 22, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Well said (written), I agree laughter is the best medicine, we should all try it once in a while.

  3. Posted October 22, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Well said I agree and I did lol fab article nice work form you.

  4. Posted October 22, 2009 at 8:28 am

    Great article!

  5. Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Thanks for the laugh!

  6. Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    My all time favorite is the “God Warrior”! Thanks for the laughs.

  7. Posted October 22, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Funny!

  8. Posted October 23, 2009 at 12:08 am

    hahaha. thank you!

  9. Posted October 23, 2009 at 12:45 am

    You are absolutely right. We get offended too easily, take ourselves too seriously, worry too much, and we don’t laugh enough. Thanks for the perspective.

  10. Posted October 23, 2009 at 1:40 am

    Great! I really enjoyed these videos.

  11. Posted October 23, 2009 at 2:46 am

    Truer words were never spoken, or written!

  12. Posted October 23, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    very funny i like it & good luck

  13. Posted October 23, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    That was fun to read and we have forgotten how to laugh when its needed.Thats what i have my granddaughters for.Well written and liked it.

  14. Posted October 23, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    I liked it, laughter keeps you alive longer.

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