What would you like to save and place in a time capsule? Do you have any valuable memories to pass on to future generations? Here is a list items that would best be left out of a time capsule.

1. An autograph picture of Sarah Palin hugging a bear. (Even the bear smiles in this picture)
2. A George Bush playing card with Hurricane Katrina in the background. (Best examined during high tide)
3. A picture of Britney Spears after she has left an all night party. (Don’t worry if the picture looks a little bit blurry)
4. A handbook of famous Dick Cheney quotations. This includes a photo showing Dick Cheney holding the carcass of a dead deer. (You can’t miss Dick Cheney’s famous scowl)
5. An Amy Winehouse book of food and drug recipes. (This book comes complete with an Amy Winehouse centerfold)
6. The complete DVD set of Paris Hilton’s disco dancing party spots. (The music is as glitzy as Paris Hilton)
7. A box of red, white, and blue condoms. (It’s great to be a patriot)
8. Season one of Sex in the City spoken in Japanese. (Unfortunately, there are no English subtitles)
9. My foreclosure notice. (I may need to bury my time capsule on different property)
10. My Catwoman DVD. (I know the movie was awful, but it still has sentimental value)