You’re interested in meeting a woman at a bar. You think that you are cool. You’re dressed to kill. No woman can possibly resist you. Well they certainly will resist you if you use one of the following pickup lines:

1. Hey babe, I’m a Taurus and that aint no bull. How about locking horns together?
2. Are you wearing the scent of the Gods? I’ve dreamed about you in heaven
3. I love the way your hairy legs brush against my body
4. You are the prettiest girl that I have met in the last twenty minutes
5. I’ve really bombed out tonight with the chicks. You’re my last resort. How would you like to build a nest in my pad tonight?
6. Have you ever met a stud as handsome as me? I’m every girls dream. How would you like to be part of my caravan of lust?
7. Don’t walk away from me. So my face is full of acne. You can squeeze as many pimples as you would like.
8. I’ll buy you a drink if you’ll take me out for a five-course dinner afterwards. Of course, I expect you to pay since I’m broke.
9. I’m the captain of my football team. I play quarterback. How would you like to take a pass from me? I’m sure that you’ll score. On second thought, I’ll do the scoring. You can do an end around me.
10. You are so beautiful. I love every artificial piece of your body. I bet that you’ve had enough face lifts to pay for my tuition to graduate school.