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The 10 Most Stupid Reasons Why Not to Go to Sleep

Published by ur guide in Life
December 4th, 2007

Warning: reading this topic can make you bald so enter at you’re own risk.

Despite the warning, if you have clicked, then it means that either you want to go bald, or you are very brave. Whatsoever it is, I don’t care.

But as you are reading I would like to tell you that what you are going to read is the least creative and the most boring article in this universe. I really worked hard to make it that way, and after writing about this topic I couldn’t read it again.

So, if anyone can read all 10 reasons, then hats off to them as this will mean that they are among the most patient people in this world.

So, most stupid reasons are:

  1. I want to read this topic
  2. I want to become batman so practicing to stay awake
  3. I dropped water on my bed that’s why I’m not sleeping
  4. My dog is sleeping on my bed
  5. I watched a boring movie
  6. I want to sleep in class or office
  7. My hairstyle will get disturbed
  8. I want to see my clothes drying
  9. I don’t look good while sleeping
  10. I read this topic that’s why I couldn’t sleep
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  1. lost soul
    Posted December 26, 2007 at 6:15 am

    seriously some of the worst reasons.

  2. sarthak
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 10:10 am

    great reasons
    Now i can sleep peacefully

  3. Anagha
    Posted March 13, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    I luvd it..

  4. chintan
    Posted March 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    post more 1000’s n i can read dem all..n vil get a reason 4 nt sleepin

  5. dyuts
    Posted March 16, 2008 at 12:25 am

    the author tried to make it funny but he was unsucessfull in a bad way. it really sux big tym

  6. whatever
    Posted March 20, 2008 at 9:20 am

    delete this article before i report to Human rights commision.
    this is the most tortourous thing i have ever came across.!!!!1

  7. Gautam!
    Posted March 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Lmfao..
    Sucha Peejay.. i mean the pooorest of them all
    the grammar pisses me off..
    woooo
    I cant go to bed nw :P :P

  8. Bunnty
    Posted March 28, 2008 at 4:14 am

    I dont b’live this non sense..
    Itna gira hua PJ..

  9. paheli
    Posted May 7, 2008 at 9:11 am

    this is the worst blog of the world

  10. agni
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    what are u , an alien or something like that , who gave u the right to do such atrocities on us ???????????????

  11. Sami
    Posted May 11, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Awesome.. but I feel that I dont look good while sleeping.. or rather I must say.. I cant watch myself in the mirror when I am sleeping.. oops what am I talking.. girls like mirrors.. niaaa :P

  12. ur guide
    Posted May 12, 2008 at 8:38 am

    first of all,
    i would like to thank you all for posting your great reviews and i hope that it won’t stop in future.

    secondly, i’m shocked that i got so many reveiws because i thought that most of the people won’t be patient enough to stay so long to even read this full topic. forget abt writing a comment on it.but, now i m happy to say that i’m wrong.

    Because my main aim was to determine the patience lvl in people. since nowdays it is becoming a rare quality in human beings. however. i’m not that pateint as much you are since i cudn’t read this topic 2nd time.

    so, hats off to you all.

    and last but not least, i’m planning to issue one more article on the similar lines and lets see how many can show patience this time.

    bye and thanks once again.

  13. ?????
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    matlab aisa kaise ho sakta hai itna bakwaas topic…….

  14. some Comments nade me laugh :D
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    some Comments nade me laugh :D

  15. harsha
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    hilarious!!! i enjoyed reading thoroughly!!!! most funny reason is “i don’t look good while sleeping”

  16. Ravi
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    he he hehe
    hez going to b writer some day
    he put me to sleep

  17. sufiyan
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 6:04 am

    i a canta reada angalishs so well soa i no laugh buta this no so bad after all hahaha

    coz i have read worse u know but a very brave attempt keepit up

  18. I laughed at the comments more than the content
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    VICTIM

  19. Piyush
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 10:47 am

    you were rite mate… i couldnt even finish readin all d 10 reasond…

    Cheers…
    u got some serious art
    keep them coming

  20. Nirav
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 4:03 am

    Chor.. you said most patient ppl would read it, that did the trick.. Watching my clothes dry was the best:)

  21. Sakshi
    Posted September 5, 2008 at 10:45 am

    WTF! Why did you even bother!

  22. ABCD
    Posted September 13, 2008 at 10:29 am

    maaan.. i gt a head ache now!! CURSE U AND DIS ARTICLE

  23. meshe
    Posted September 21, 2008 at 6:28 am

    what was that ………???????????????

  24. shwetha.
    Posted September 26, 2008 at 9:53 am

    yeah i totally agree…worst blog in da universe !!!!!

  25. surbhi
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 6:30 am

    how could ur mind work to think such reasons man

  26. Duh!
    Posted December 6, 2008 at 7:29 am

    How dumb!!!

    Get a life!

  27. Chris...
    Posted April 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Let me read more of this kind…

  28. ur guide
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    I thank you all for your great comments.

    With regards,
    Urguide

  29. Jo
    Posted May 28, 2009 at 4:45 am

    jus ssuckedd!!

  30. bag charm
    Posted April 6, 2011 at 4:51 am

    great post,thanks.like your share.

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