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The Rules of Life Made by Women
A tongue in cheek response to “The Rules Of Life Made By Men”.
- Be nice. It’s really easy.
- We like shoes, you like indescribably boring things. What’s the problem?
- If we wanted to be directed in how, what and why to do most things, we would all volunteer to become lab rats
- Be quiet more often. Most of us stopped listening an hour ago.
- Put the toilet seat down. Some of us fall in. (True story).
- A headache for 17 months is a problem. See a teacher of Asperger’s children who will show you how to read polite and subtle social cues.
- You are totally fabulous. You are the best. You look great. No, that other guy is a wimp compared to you.
- We don’t care if you scratch your genitals, but your customers’ might
- Please build a room for your self to watch TV in; we have a life in this part of the house
- We don’t usually respond to grunts. It’s so unfair, you’re right… again.
- If you don’t like the way we look these days, feel free to have sex with the door
- Why do you talk so much?
- Come to us with a problem only if you want an intelligent answer. “You are totally fabulous. You are the best. You look great. No, that other guy is a wimp compared to you” does not count as intelligent.
- Unfortunately, our honest response is more likely to be, “I don’t care”. So maybe, don’t ask.
- Many of us hate shopping too. Stop complaining and carry the freaking bag.
- Wherever possible, leave us alone. If that’s not possible, please refer to points 4 and 12.
- Thanks for reading and yes I would love the bed to myself if you enjoy that campy feeling of sleeping on the couch!
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