No one seems to know who created this. It was being passed around at a jail. A friend who is serving time there shared it with me.

The female staff is offering courses for men of all marital status. Please note: Attendance in at least 17 of the following is Mandatory.

1. Combating stupidity: It’s easier than you think.
2. Housework: Not just for women anymore.
3. PMS: Learning when to keep your mouth shut.
4. How to refill an ice cube tray.
5. What women truly want for Christmas: money, not sleazy underwear.
6. Understanding the female response to you being a drunken jerk.
7. Laundry techniques: so easy a child can do it.
8. Parenting: It doesn’t end with conception.
9. Getting a life of your own instead of the fictional people’s on TV.
10. How not to be a jerk when you’re obviously wrong.
11. Spelling: Even you can learn it.
12. Understanding God made women to control the financial things.
13. Men: The weaker sex.
14. Reasons to give flowers other than holidays.
15. Sex: It’s not a sedative. You can stay awake afterwards.
16. Bathrooms: Why it is unnecessary to relieve yourself elsewhere.
17. Garbage: That’s what curbs are made for.
18. Sex (Part II): You can fall asleep without it.
19. Morning dilemma: If it’s “awake” take a cold shower.
20. I’ll wear it if I want to.
21. How to operate a toilet lid.
22. Why weekend and sports are not synonymous.
23. Give it a break: Your excuses are bull and we know it.
24. How to go shopping with your spouse and not get lost.
25. Overcoming dependency: The remote is not necessary to live.
26. Romance: Other ideas besides sex.
27. Helpful posture techniques for couch potatoes: lose the couch.
28. How to not act younger than your toddler.
29. You can be a designated driver too.
30. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home.
31. Honest, you don’t look like Mel Gibson: Especially when naked.
32. Changing your underwear: Why it’s necessary.
33. The attainable goal: Eliminating cuss words from your vocabulary.
34. Fluffing the sheets after breaking wind is not necessary.