The Signs That You are Not Cool Looking in High School

Published by Steven West in Life
December 7, 2008

When you go to high school, it is important that you look cool and act cool. You want to be individualistic and yet also want fit in with the crowd.

Here are 10 signs that you are not cool looking in high school:

You wear a plaid shirt from the fifties that hollers “Conservative.”.
Your hoodie has flowers decorated on it. (And you’re a guy)
Your skirt is knee length and is made of tacky, brownish wool
You wear a talking Dora the Explorer wristwatch
You wear a bowtie that lights up and plays jingle bell
You wear jeans with holes in them. Unfortunately, the holes are in all the wrong places. Also, the jeans are so tight at the ankles that they cut off all circulation.
You wear a hand made sweater with a big red heart and a little dog. Underneath the sweater are the words “I Love Chicken Soup.”.
You wear a shirt that is two sizes small. It barely buttons and your belly sticks out like a big Butterball turkey.
You wear cheap plastic shoes that look like they were rejects from a second hand store. The color of the shoes is a washy yellow green.
You wear a white, dress shirt with black pants. There are no circumstances where you need to dress this way. There are no specials. There is no dress code requiring this. Your father has decided that you need to dress like a businessman. (Groan)

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