More people, regardless of whether their willing to admit it, would rather return to the simple life. I would rather gather berries, coconuts, and catch fish than stand in a line at a grocery store; lay on the beach than sit at a cubicle; sleep under the stars or sleep under a roof; swim in the ocean or swim in a pool.

I would rather live in a world that’s equal, a world in which we all enjoy, and a world in which we all go to sleep with sand in our shorts.

1. No Wal-Mart’s allowed
2. No Christmas Lights hanging from your neighbor’s house in March
3. No Commuter traffic
4. No Alarm Clocks
5. No Road Rage
6. No Taxes
7. Clothing Optional
8. No Tropical Apparel day at work
9. No door to door evangelists, more like day to day fiesta’s
10. No telemarketers
11. No more bills
12. No mowing the lawn, EVER!
13. No more seat belts
14. No more Non-Smoking signs
15. Smoke any plant or weed you desire
16. Free toilet paper
17. No more road construction
18. No more promises from politicians
19. Never worry about Gas prices again
20. No more speed limits; unless you’re referring to chasing a girl wearing coconuts and a palm leaf.

If you have any more, leave a post. These are just a fraction of the reasons why I would live on an island. Is island living for you? Let me know.