I have many silly songs that I can share with you
And I have many pretty thongs, red, yellow, green and blue
As to which thong I wear, depends on day of week
Monday I wear blue one, cos that day’s usually bleak
Tuesday lifts my mood a bit, I am starting to mellow
So therefore I will don a thong, sprinkled with sunshine yellow
Wednesday being middle of week, a boring day mostly
I will wear a grey one, that once was white you see
Thursday is the day that I get out my Mr Sheen
Feeling guilty for polluting house I wear one that is green
Friday is a happy day, weekend is nearly here
It’s time to get in cheery mood, so in my joy wear sheer
Saturday’s arrived at last, I must be on the level
Now it’s time to live a bit, be norty lickle devil
But as to which thong I wear, I’ll leave to imagination
I won’t have people accusing me of female titilation
And finally the week is through, and Sunday’s upon us
I wake up feeling like I have been run over by bus
I must repent and ask the Lord to forgive me for my sin
So frantically I search for ‘holey’ thong from in my bin