The Top 10 Reasons Not to Do Housework

Published by Susan Orr Parker in Life
October 25, 2008

Just in case you need an excuse, here are ten of the best ever developed reasons to avoid doing household cleaning.

Dust is a protective covering for furniture.
Scientists have proven a strong connection between floor mopping and resultant spillage, with mopping floors being the causative agent, and children spilling grape juice the expended result.
In that vein, vacuuming the rugs will cause a pet, either cat or dog, to knock over every potted plant in the windowsill.
If God had not intended for us to pile things under the bed, he would not have created dust ruffles.
Where would civilization be today if Louis Pasteur had scrubbed out those moldy petri dishes? It is possible that the blue mold covered Tupperware in the back of the refrigerator could save thousands of lives.
Having clean and smudge-free windows in our homes is tremendously dangerous to birds who, not seeing the glass, will fly directly into the closed windows, with potentially fatal results.
If a clean desk is the sign of a sick mind, just imaging what an entire clean house says about you.
Surely, someone you know is deserving of the right to feel superior to you, just for a moment, as the result of the status of your guest bathroom.
A good parent cannot hug a child and mop a floor at the same time.
The fumes from many commercial cleansers will potentially cause brain damage, and we owe it to our children to give them every potential boost in SAT scores that we possibly can.

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