This is a list of things that I personally think everyone should do.  Now make sure you understand that I am being completely serious when writing this. Now the list begins

1. Walk into and elevator with 1 person in it and fart.  After farting wait a second then say ” Who farted?”
2. When you are in an elevator with 1 or 2 other people drop something in front of somebody and keep clearing your throat until they pick it up.
3. Move a desk into an elevator and when people come in ask if they have an appointment.
4. When someone walks in ask them what floor and press every floor but the one they say.
5. Walk into an elevator with about 3 other people in it and sing really loud while listening to your ipod or CD player.
6. Walk into an elevator with one other person in it and stand right in front of them.  If they move leave with them.
7. Walk into an elevator and stare at one person until they leave.
8. When someone walks into the elevator keep pressing the open door button so it does not move.

Those are all the things that you should do in an elevator.