Sometimes things just don’t go right for you. In a sense, you feel cursed. Here are thirteen ways to tell that you are having tough luck:

1. You put money in the vending machine and the potato chips won’t quite fall to the bottom for you
2. You decide to take a chance and park your car out on the street for once. The next day you get a $125.00 ticket.
3. You turn in the wrong assignment in your math class
4. You put sugar on your French fries and salt in your ice cream
5. You go out and buy your girlfriend an expensive diamond ring. Unfortunately, your girlfriend has many friends. She considers you to be a nuisance.
6. You fill out a job applicant and apply for a position that you will never have a chance of getting
7. Your science teacher gives you a zero on your homework because you failed to put your date on your work
8. Your bank fails and you have to wait your turn to get your money back and close your account
9. You try out for the basketball team and end up as a third stringer. You play a total of thirty minutes for the entire season.
10. A runaway-shopping cart strikes your brand new car
11. You go to sleep on a waterbed only to find that the whole bed is starting to leak
12. You end up becoming a victim of identity theft after telling your students about the dangers of identity theft
13. You accidentally step in a puddle of mud and end up having muddy, coated gym shoes