Why do women like beards?

1. it makes you look like a rapist/dangerous and women like looking dangerous men
2. Beards gives you that manly look, and the girls LOVE manly men. and it makes it hard for them to resist you.
3. You can tickle them with your beard and it’s a TURN ON for a girl when they get tickled with beards.
4. Your wife/girlfriend will love your new appearance and she’ll give you something a little extra for all your hard work at the end of the day.
5. 84.7% of the women in america said they’ll choose a man with a beard over a man without a beard anytime.
6. They’ll be wanting to touch your beard 24/7 and you can say “First time is free, second is gonna have to charge you i accept sex or money”, and trust me they’ll want to touch it a second time
7. 64% of the people with beards have more then two girlfriends or wifes.
8. You won’t have to pay for your condoms, the women will buy them for you ahead of time.
9. Free beer at the bar if the bartender is a female.
10. Don’t pay for lap dances at the club.

Beards also improves your health up to 20% and it greatly reduces the chance of you getting dieases and stuff