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Top 10 Signs You Probably Don’t Need to Diet
A light-hearted top ten list for those who are far from being overweight.
- You tried bungee jumping, but the cord didn’t stretch.
- You carry all your loose change at the mall to make sure you set off automatic doors.
- You go to the zoo, and animals try to feed you.
- You’ve burped after licking a stamp.
- Before you order a full portion at a restaurant, there’s a drumroll.
- Fast food restaurant employees ask “Would you like fries with that? – I won’t charge you! Come on, what do you say?”
- The last Halloween you went trick-or-treating, someone insisted on giving you lasagna.
- When you ask what to bring to a company picnic, you’re told “an appetite.”
- Employees in bulk food stores encourage you to snack.
- Clowns are afraid to hand you helium balloons.
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