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Top 10 Things That are So Cute You Could Puke
Cuteness guaranteed to give you cute overload.
I’ve been accused of being evil. I have discovered that there is in fact a “they”, and they have accused me of being obsessed with writing only about eeeeevil things like illegal street art, nude body art, tattooed animals and scariest of all; motorbike crash helmets with airbrushed art of Sweet Tooth the Clown, the Predator from Alien vs Predator and Venom from Spiderman.
Scary stuff, I must admit. I had goosebumps while I was writing them. But I’ve decided that I absolutely must redeem myself in the eyes of the meek and mild, so today I am presenting you with the Top 10 Things that are So Cute you could Puke.
Photos of Toddlers
Toddlers are super cute, no matter what they are doing. Give a grown man a computer and people think, “Geek.” Give a two year old a computer and she’ll be surrounded by adults cooing at her and reverting to baby language, while she bashes the keyboard and attempts to eat the mouse.
Uber Cute Hello Kitty Valentines Cards
Isn’t it adorable? What self-respecting girl wouldn’t love to receive a card like this on Valentine’s Day? It has all the right elements for being super cute, but when competing with the other entries, only scored number nine on this list of cuteness.
LOLcats
LOLcats.com only reached number 8 on this list, because sadly, there are cuter things in this world than pictures of cats with terrible vocabularies making fools of themselves…
Cute little Manga Girls
Isn’t she just so pretty? Prepare for cute overload when searching the web for Manga art, because you’ll find yourself inundated with lots of big, innocent eyes and oversized hair ribbons. This one earned number seven because my lunch is still with me.
Crocheted Cupcake Soft Toys
It’s not edible, but it is very sweet. Freshly crocheted and ready to satisfy your cute tooth, coming in at number 6 we have woolen cupcake soft toys, complete with pink sprinkles and shiny eyes.
5. Wrinkly Puppies in Pajamas
Who can resist a wrinkly puppy squinting myopically at a camera? Not me. That’s why this little fella just won 5th place for being so adorably cute in his mini PJs.
Kittens in Teacups
Any baby animal shoved into a teacup is bound to elicit an “Aw, sweet!” from certain parties, so this photo has earned itself a 4th place prize for having done just that.
Chihuahua Puppy
Puppy! Is there anything more sickeningly cute than a tiny, blind, whimpering Chihuahua puppy that fits into the palm of a hand? Possibly there is; seeing as though this picture only reached number three on this list.
Anne Geddes Baby Photography
Look at those chubby wubby little cheeky weekies… Coming in at number two is this photo of a laughing baby in a bunny suit. Aww…
World’s Tiniest Kitten
Isn’t it just the sweetest itty bitty little thing? In first place we have this photoshopped artwork by TBA that won first prize in the Worth1000.com Sickening Cute contest.
I am now convinced that I am capable of appreciating cute and innocent little things, especially since the most common definition of the word “cute” is “adorably ugly”…
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this is soo cute.
lol…I like your work, and why worry if people think your work is a little evil? That’s what makes the world of writing interesting.
omg,
that “world’s tiniest kitten”
made me squeal!
it is so adorable,
…..i could puke…
=b
love this article!!
You are so right on this one. This reminds me of emails that I delete as quickly as I can hit the delete button.
Well i’m not the kind of guy that is in to cuteness, but i like how you wrote this
Nice pictures too
lol That was so cute i Love it =]
not a big fan of kid and baby photos myself. pretty odd I know.. but my parents messed me up when they had too many kids and I was oldest… but anyhow loved the kittens in tea cups.
WIfe wanted me to add, that many small pets don’t live very long as they were stunted though poor genetics and bad nutrition. They might be cute – but they are loaded with problems.
Wow, those cupcake toys are a little creepy. I enjoyed the article though. Thanks!
wonderful photos, they’re so cute
Yes they are pukingly cute! As in so sweet your mouth starts the saline reaction to regurgitate. For me the cutest and most sickening are the cupcake crocheted toys and the LOLCats. Yuck.
That’s it! I think you have captured it.
I’d love to know what that stuff is all about.
R J Grant
Awwww….that is so cute. But I don’t really go for toddlers….I just don’t see the cuteness. I prefer cute lil animals……..like the world tiniest kitten. Thats not a real kitten, right? Sorry, I am kinda gullible.
Isn’t it ironic how I never get sick by looking at photos, then when I look at this website the very next week I start barfing?
I love your topics. And yes, it is so sweet, I am running for the insulin…:)
I like the dog in the PJs hes cool
OMG l love all cute things especially the dog sleeping in the hand
Definately cute!