5.  The Park

This is the nature loving flasher. If I must be flashed it my as well be in a peaceful, natural setting.  You’re jogging, listening to your headphones, on a beautiful day in the park. You pass a man standing on the side of the trail, holding himself.  As you jog by you think, “Did I just see what I think I saw?!”  The answer is yes!  I know I’m not the only one this has happened to. 

4.  The Window

No one ever looks up!  Everyone goes about their day with eyes straight ahead.  If you were to look up, however, you would find something interesting.  Some people enjoy exposing themselves to the world in the privacy of their on home.  Yes, women are guilty of this one as well.  They’re all around us, the visibly invisible.  So next time your walking home from work just look up into some apartment windows. You will be surprised at what you see.

3. The Bar

A lot of bars and clubs in NYC have unisex bathrooms and many drunken guys will expose themselves in these bathrooms.  It’s usually the guy that would never dream of doing something like this sober but in his intoxicated state has decided it is the most sensible thing to do.  This particular act of flashing will get varied reactions depending on the level of intoxication of the person being flashed.

 2. The Subway

Many a rider has fallen victim to the subway flash.  This is the worst because after the act you are stuck in the car with them until the next stop, where you would, most likely, change cars or leave the train.  It is an awkward time spent avoiding eye contact and uncomfortable thought process.  Maybe this is why it happens so often.  The flasher receives the maximum effect for his flash.   

  1. The Street

The street is number one on this countdown because sometimes it is a necessity.  There are those who show their stuff for fun, don’t get me wrong, but more often than not it is someone who just needs to use the bathroom.   The city provides many things but one of them is not readily available bathrooms.  I know many people who have resorted to urination on the street.  It seems harmless right?  Wrong, in NYC a ticket fort street relief will cost you fifty dollars and an embarrassing court appearance.  So before you whip it, out weigh your options.