Here is a list of the top five things to take with you to the restroom.

1. Something to read

     Most people bring a newspaper, magazine, or even a book to the bathroom with them. This helps them kill two birds with one stone. You never know how long it will take to poop, so might as well read.

2. Handheld game system

     If you are a big video game fan, of course you are going to bring your Nintendo DS or PSP with you. You can enjoy the “awesome-ness” of video games while you release the mass lump of discomfort.

3. Bills

     Nobody likes doing bills. So why not get them done while you are pooping. You wont be wasting your free time, and you wont have to worry about doing them later.

4. Laptop

     Got a laptop? Browse the web to pass the time on the toilet. You have a laptop for a reason right?

5. Pencil and Paper

     Go ahead and draw yourself a little picture. You could possibly have better artistic abilities while pooping….who knows….

Well there you go, enjoy your time in the restroom! And for those of you who plop it out and leave, well take the time to consider bringing one of these items to the restroom with you next time. It’s actually quite relaxing.