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Top Ten Stupid Things My Friend Has Said/Done
Some things maybe funnier if you were actually there but some are just generally stupidly funny. All genuine stories, I mean how the hell could I make these up. This friend of mine has nothing wrong with her and she agreed to put these stories up for a laugh. Oh and here’s a special recipe of hers…
- She thought Phoebe from friends was called Furbie
- She thought Betty Boop was real and that she flushed Dennis The Mennace down the toilet.
- While watching Harry Potter at the cinema she asked what a teaspoon was. She is still yet to know.
- She was getting rid of her old broken phone. There was the battery from it on the side and I asked her why she was keeping the battery and she said “Oh theres some good music on that.”
- She got her finger stuck in a hole on the railings, in the trolley shellter at somerfield, for a considerably long time.
- She went into an Indian Takeaway and asked if they had any hot water for her Pot Noodle
- She thinks everyone she sees is a famous celebrity, so much so she went up to this old lady to ask her if she was on casualty as an extra drinking coffee in a cafe. To find that she wasn’t.
- In The Arctic Monkeys song “Mardy Bum” when it says “Remember cuddles in the kitchen” she was adoment that cuddles was a puppet :S
- When being dropped at the cinema in a friends car Amy Winehouse came on the radio. She goes omg is that Amy Winehouse? and I said yes she’s in the boot of the car, we’ve kidnapped her. The cat was in the boot in a cage, going to the vet when we had been dropped off so was making noises. She 100%
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