Top Ten Ways of How to be a Loser

Published by ReviewsAndMore in Life
July 11, 2009

A list of the top ten ways of becoming a loser.

Play World of War Craft. If you play WOW then your life is basically screwed up for even playing this!
Play Runescape. Playing this game just to think you’ll get new friends, and people on your friend list are actually your friends which they’re not.
Playing Maple Story. Playing this for hours a day just rots your brain and Maple Story is all you can think of.
Hack. Think that you’re the world’s greatest hacker when you’re not!
Magic. Thinking that you can cast spells, and also that you’re a powerful wizard that is five-thousand years old, when you are only thirty-three still living in your mom’s basement.
Chuck Norris jokes. Telling Chuck Norris jokes that suck!
Watch anime. Watching anime shows, and thinking that they’re the greatest ever when it sucks!
Own a segway. Ride a segway every where you go just to show off you wheels.
Collecting trading cards. Carrying your Pokémon and yu-gi-oh cards to duel other losers for entertainment!
MySpace. Going on MySpace 24/7 and thinking you’re actually friends with the person on your friends list.

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