Microwaves have been around since cavemen, always we’ve followed the rules and only microwave what packages tell us to. Today it stops, here is the top twenty things you should never do to your microwave.

20. Dry clothes.

Its yucky, you put your food there and your going to dry your underwear and socks in it??? and what setting would you put it on. High, Low, 30 seconds or 1 minute ten.

19. Microwave a child.

No matter how you look at it, that’s never a good idea.

18. Heat a hot pocket up for more then three minutes.
Cheese will get all over the rotating plate.

17. Dry hair.

Trust me I know from experience, drying hair in microwaves don’t work. Not many of them have the Dry Feature, and I think you’d have to decapitate yourself.

16. Let the fish swim in it.

Eventually that’s going to lead up to trouble. Sure you get a good view of the fish, but apparently water doesn’t go well with electricity.

15. Go out with it.

Microwaves will eat so much the bill will be huge, even love has boundary’s and the microwaves don’t

understand that. Also people will stare, you have to keep up good self image.

14. Firecrackers.

I’m not sure if its been done before, probably because the person died while trying. Sorry!

13. Hide a body in it.

A few problems with this. Number 1 you don’t have a microwave anymore. Number 2 blood stains, it’ll hard to get out and it tastes horrible. Number 3 that means you’ve killed someone, your going to prison you little buzzard.

12. Use it as a babysitter.

Microwaves aren’t very responsible, no matter how much you try. It won’t look at your childr

en, sorry. Maybe try the little nine year-old across the street.

11. Microwave Melamine.

The radiation will make it bubble and break down, but go ahead its fun.

10. Jimmy Kimmel.

We’ll all miss him so much, why would anyone want to do a thing like this.

9. Have baby’s with it.

So you didn’t listen to the no dating microwaves advice, but don’t make baby’s with the microwaves. Think of your children, they’ll be little robot baby’s. At least use protection.

8. Eat it.

I’m going to leave this blank.

7. Dress it up.

It’ll probably get offended that your touching it so much. Most microwaves like to keep everything strictly professional.

6. Make it a god.

You want to make sure your microwave doesn’t  think its life worth anything. This is cruel but that way it’ll put all of the radiation needed to heat up your coffee.

5. Shoot it.
Generally when you shoot something it’ll not work.

4. Put two baby’s in it.

 Thats just mean.

3. Write a story on what you should never do to a microwave.

Because it’ll probably be so boring that no one will ever read it.

2. Use it as a flotation device.

So when your house is flooded, you are drowning. There is your microwave, you unplug it and start using it as your flotation device. Well good for you, you just killed your self because microwaves don’t float. Stupid little boy.

1. And the last thing you should never do to a microwave.

Make Sure You Never *Will Update Later*