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Treats for the Ladies
Ok ladies, I am starting to get jealous. Just when I start to thinking that my legs are too sexy for my body, look what comes along.
Danila Polyakov
My better half says I look a little like this heartbreaker. I think she is just being nice. What do you think? Now you can be very honest with me because I am old and I can take it. Well on second thought, please do not be to honest as I might have a stroke or something. Ok here I am! What do you think?
I am the Crazy Cannuck and I am at your service.
Tom Welling
Now I know I am no Superman but with a little tiny make over, I might pass. Now where did I put that cape? Hmm….
Jason Shaw
Yes I know be still thy heart. I loaned him my youthful physique. Would you believe me if I told you he never gave it back? He even stole all my old girlfriends too.
Now I know I must look like this young man with Blue eyes, Dark hair, sexy and very mysterious. What do you think people? Could the old Cannuck double for him? Ladies make sure you wear your sunglasses, as our brilliance will blind you.
Mathias Lauridsen
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Crazy Cannuck
Ok I am sorry if we caused some temporary blindness but we warned you. So how am I doing so far? Should I quit my day job and become a full time super model? You can be honest with me people. I can take it!
Now where did I put the nitro and oxygen tanks? Hmmm….
Now Mark Vanderloo got all his looks from me. At least that is what my better half says. God I love her.
Do you people agree? It is ok if you do not; I will not cry to loud.
Donald Sutherland
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Caption Sexy Legs
Hey Donald old friend, my legs are much sexier! Ah People, Where did you all go?
Tyson Beckford
This young man taught me everything I know. Thanks Tyson and yes I am still going strong. Now where did I leave my walker? Hmm….
Sean Connery
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Poor Sean needs a gun…
I am the real 007. He only got the role because my gout flared up. I will try for the part again soon.
Guillaume Campanacci
This young man hails from the South of France and he modeled Canon and Dockers.
I hope you all have enjoyed my dreaming and my humor. Life is about just having a little bit of fun with all your friends sometimes too.
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Good idea, Namaste.
Lol, very good, thank you for sharing.
Your wife is a darling, will you tell her I said so!?
Jokes apart, i had fun seeing and reading the article.
Good treat for the eyes, and i like how you put the ‘ol chap’s pictures so that our (the ladies) eyes dont start popping out. LOL. It’s like going perfume shopping, you smell coffee beans in between the perfume smelling to break and clear the previous scent. If you ask me, i prefer coffee smelling to perfumes
Namaste Unofre, Tracy And Rookie, I enjoyed working on this article and my better half/lifemate laughed with me all the way through it. Glad you all enjoyed it. I just wanted to make everyone smile. The Swimsuit Edition is pending and it is My hope that all will enjoy it as well.
Wonderful article Quail got a good laugh thanks from a cannuck
Namaste,David I was given that name during the hurricane Katrina because I refused to get off a roof we were fixing so people could stay dry. Its kind of stayed with me. Lol Thank you for letting me share a little bit of my Canadain humour.
You crazy cannuck, I told you people would love this……..
But I still owe you an article about those legs hehehehehe…………
Love ya darlin’ but I will get ya’
Namaste, Hey I am kinda partical to the sexy legs lmaoooooooooooooo, you may be a crazy cannuck, but u are our crazy cannuck
thank you for the treat dear one.
You win, every time, Quail!!
I love your sense of humor! You look like my boyfriend’s dad, so take that as a compliment since my mother had a crush on him! LOL! I was a little disappointed with the pictures of the guys. Where are all of the long-haired tall, dark, ‘n handsome men?? lol!
Namaste,Thank you everyone for reading my attempt at self humor and Autumnrose all I can say to you is…Have patience young one-I’m working on your request..Lol Thanks All For your support and encouragement.
Thanks RJ but I still think my lifemate was just being nice..Lol
sssslllluuuuurrrpppp!!! LOL… this was such great article… what great fun!! I am still wiping tears from my eyes… LOL… ahhh, what you have my dear friend is the real treat for the ladies from the inside to the outside, the other men on your list only have it on the outside… skin deep
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That was a fun and entertaining article.
Hi, that was a fab, light hearted read with some great visuals(!). Made me smile, thank you.