Twelve Chinese Fortune Cookies on Old Age

Published by Steven West in Life
March 2, 2009

As we get older, we face many difficulties and obstacles. We worry about our health, our home, our employment, and our daily existence.

Thinning hair is not a sign of wisdom and that’s the bald truth
If wisdom comes with age, you must be approaching Albert Einstein
You use to sing the song BINGO when you were young. Now it is your favorite pastime.
Remember the foods that you use to eat. Memories cannot replace taste buds.
It is better to be a senior partner than a senior citizen
It is better to throw a football for a touchdown than to throw your back out
You are about to get a special product in the mail. Enjoy your sample of Cream of Wheat.
Some may say that your journey is coming to an end. Let them know that your journey is just beginning.
Don’t worry about the water in the basement. Worry about the water that you are retaining within yourself.
The older you get, the more pills you get to be acquainted with
Gray hair is not a sign of maturity. Wrinkled skin is a sign of maturity.
The hair that is growing out of your ear cannot replace the hair that is being lost on your scalp

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