Twelve Common Symptoms of Being a Nerd

Published by Steven West in Life
February 7, 2008

It is very easy to spot a person that is a nerd. Here are some common symptoms.

Your best friend is a computer. If the computer breaks down, you might just break down too.
You have an unstoppable desire for all new technological gadgets and devices. Unfortunately, your bank account cannot accommodate all those desires.
You wear glasses. They don’t have to be stylish.
You play Halo and Warcraft constantly. You know every single character from every Zelda game.
You spend so much time in front of a computer that you don’t know what the meaning of the word exercise is. You may suffer from big butt syndrome for sitting in a chair for so long.
Your favorite food is Cheez Whiz. You also enjoy eating Pringles and cheese curls.
You’ve got the DVD’s for every Star Wars movie. You have been to the dark side.
Your hair looks like it hasn’t been shampooed in days. Oh yeah, it hasn’t been shampooed in days.
Your favorite hero is Clark Kent
Your second favorite hero is Peter Parker
You have the complete collection of DVDs for the Harry Potter movies
You know that you are smarter than a fifth grader

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