Twenty People You Do Not Want to See on a Desert Island

You’re on a boat and a violent storm capsizes the ship. The only survivor is you. You manage to swim to a deserted island. Here are twenty people who you would not want to see on a desert island:

1. Your argumentative mother-in-law who wants to nag you
2. Your lawyer who is ready to make out your will
3. Barney the Dinosaur with Baby Bop who want to make you happy
4. The Teletubbies along with a bunch of happy, hopping bunnies who want to annoy you with their sweetness
5. Dora the Explorer who is out to rescue you
6. Gilligan from Gilligan’s Island who accidentally crashes his boat onto your island
7. A representative from the IRS who wants to audit you
8. A used car salesman who wants to sell you a lemon
9. The Terminator who is out to SEE YOU!
10. Karl Rove from the Republican Party who is out to turn you into the next John McCain
11. Bob from Account Temps who is out to replace you
12. E.T. who is also looking for his home.
13. Dr. Evil who has plans for YOU!
14. Freddie Krueger who wants to enter your dreams
15. Granny Clampett who is looking for a fella to hitch up with
16. Jaws from James Bond who is hungry for a bite of human flesh
17. Martha Stewart who would like to knit a scarf for you
18. Sarah Palin who wants to bore you to tears
19. Darth Vader who has plans to turn you towards the dark side
20. The Wicked Witch who wants to liquidate you