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Twenty Ways That You Know You’re Having a Bad Day
This is a humorous list of ways that tell you that you’re day is not going well.
- You just finished drinking a 2-liter bottle of pop when you get stuck on an elevator
- Your pants just ripped at the bottom, as you are about to give an important presentation.
- The pimple on your nose just ballooned to the size of a watermelon.
- The mild tacos that you ordered are accidentally made to be especially spicy.
- You make passionate love to your wife and tell her how much that you love her. Unfortunately, you use the name of your mistress when telling her this.
- All the underwear in the laundry ends up looking red.
- You drive through a stop sign in the middle of a police convention.
- The warning sign says do not touch. You decide to touch and end up getting a rash all over your body.
- You forget your wife’s birthday. It’s her bowling day. She becomes so angry at you that she drops the bowling ball on your foot.
- The doctor tells you that you have only thirty days to live. He tells you what the hospital bill will cost. It shortens your life by fifteen days.
- You ask Mary Lou for a date. She says yes. You find out that Mary Lou is the school bully’s girlfriend.
- You just purchased a Nintendo DS when you accidentally trip and drop it on the hard cement sidewalk.
- You use the wrong shampoo for your shower and smell like a muscleman. Unfortunately, you are a girl, and you’re trying out for the school play.
- A skunk decides to visit you while you’re out camping.
- You’re really tired and accidentally shave off half your moustache.
- You enter a spelling contest and get tripped up by the word “Spell.”.
- You get an A for your science project but then learn that the A stands for awful
- You just ate a plateful of beans when your mother informs you that the ballet is tonight
- You’re driving in the roughest part of town when you get a flat tire. To make matters worst your cell phone is dead and you don’t have a spare tire.
- Your Aunt Katie has announced that she’s visiting for a whole month and that she’s staying at your home. You don’t get along at all with your aunt. She’s a chronic complainer and suffers from constipation.
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