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Twenty Ways to Tell That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Love You

Published by Steven West in Life
July 22nd, 2008

Ways you can tell your boyfriend doesn’t feel passionately about you anymore.

Your boyfriend proclaims his love to you, but you have your doubts. It seems like a lot of empty words. Here are twenty signs that tell you that your boyfriend may really not love you.

  1. Your boyfriend’s idea of romantic evening is watching television in your house while chowing down on a burrito
  2. You try to kiss your boyfriend but his lips remain closed, and he turns his back away from you
  3. You ask your boyfriend to take you out for dinner. He takes you to a fast food restaurant and orders you a kid’s meal.
  4. Your boyfriend says that you are really smart. He then asks you to write a ten-page essay for him.
  5. Your boyfriend lights up whenever he sees your sister. Otherwise, he’s about as warm as a clam chowder.
  6. Your boyfriend hugs you like a bear; like a big, grizzly bear
  7. You write a love poem on some tissue paper. Your boyfriend reads the poem and then blows his nose on the tissue.
  8. Your boyfriend spends all his time over your apartment playing video games. He tells you every stage and level of every game that he owns. He is more in love with the women in the video games than he is with you.
  9. Whenever you want to have a conversation with your boyfriend, he puts on his headphones
  10. Your cat shows more affection to you than your boyfriend. At least your cat purrs and rubs against you.
  11. Your boyfriend asks you to do all his dirty laundry, make his meals, dust and vacuum, and mop the floors. In return, your boyfriend gives you a handshake and says, “Thanks a lot.”.
  12. The only time that your boyfriend finds you attractive is when he is drunk
  13. Your boyfriend explains to you the importance of abstinence. He then pats you on the head and says, “Good girl.”.
  14. Your boyfriend spreads lies and gossip to all his male buddies. He then tells you that he made a mistake while he chuckles underneath his breath.
  15. Your boyfriend asks to borrow your car. He not only borrows it, but also crosses the state line and is never seen again.
  16. Your boyfriend asks to borrow some money. He also decides to borrow some of your possessions. Six months later you are still waiting for your money back as well as your possessions.
  17. During a candlelight dinner, your boyfriend spends the entire night talking about your best friend Sheila
  18. For Valentine’s Day, your boyfriend gives you an empty box of chocolates and an old recycled Valentine’s card
  19. For Sweetest Day, your boyfriend gives you a box of prunes
  20. Your boyfriend makes the suggestion that your entire body needs a complete makeover

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  1. Ruby
    Posted July 22, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Girls, don’t wait for all these signs, after the first two kick him out.

  2. Kaiouri Otama
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Oh my gosh. This is funny. Especially #’s 6, 15, and 20. I hope this has never happened to anyone though.

  3. diamond
    Posted February 1, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    #’s 1,5,8 and 9 happens 2 me but do that really mean he don’t love me what if he just enjoy watching movies or playing video games?

  4. elizabeth
    Posted March 25, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    omg #2 happend to me :O should i be worried?

  5. nicole
    Posted August 31, 2009 at 7:46 am

    i just cant believe it i have liked a boy since year 4 and i still havent got over him but i dont know if he likes me cause he doesnt do those thing maybe because he does like me

  6. Janice
    Posted October 27, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    hahahaha!!! that is funny!! girls should know what they are worth, and if youre planning for your boyfriend to tell you it, thats never gonna happen!!!! move on, if shows little affection towards you!! even if it has been the longest time ever!!!

  7. Winneh.
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    That never really happened to me.

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