United Ugly People Foundation

We find by joining are foundation you will embrace the true meaning of freedom and liberation…… Here are a few reasons why

1. If you are going out you never have to worry about what to wear : You’re fucking ugly ,clothes wont matter
2. You never have to worry about purchasing personal items such as combs, brushes, cosmetics and so forth, save your money invest in real-estate
3. When your out about town and you hear someone say “Hey Beautiful,” just keep walking there is no possible way they are talking to you
4. You never have to worry about joining a gym: unless the gym offers complimentary face-lifts
5. Mirrors in the house can become obsolete, hang up a painting instead, this will introduce you to art and take the sting out of seeing yourself in the morning
6. If a friend of yours is having trouble being noticed, stand next to them in a crowd: the chances your friend is uglier than you are slim to none
7. You never have to worry about members of the opposite sex hitting on you: Trust me it’s not going to happen
8. You won’t have to worry about getting that expensive new car everyone is talking about: Regardless what the ads say it won’t help
9. You can save loads of money by not buying that camera on sale: Why add insult to injury
10. There is always gigolos and hookers

……….and there are many more reasons.

So join the fight in exposing the beautiful front of America, and find the true liberation you have been searching for.

This message is financed by the Them some ugly fuckers! corporation

And remember people I’m not only a member but I’m also the president

the monkey