Coffee Shop

So I’m at the coffee shop the other day and me and this women were ya know looking back and forth. I’d look up when she did and we’d both look away. This went on for a couple of minutes and then she started walking towards me. She bumped into the table I was at and my coffee spilled into my lap. Then she just goes oops that wasn’t my plan while I’m freaken sitting there trying to ignore the fact that my stuff felt like it was on fire. Then she just walked away. I mean damn, if you want to talk fine but after you spill a hot beverage in a guy’s lap at least say sorry and say whatever it is you wanted to originally. Thats like the story of my life.

The Club Incident

Ok, you know when you go to the bar you’ll do stuff you would never consider if you were sober. Me and a friend left a bar the other night and were walking home right. Theres a person sitting on a bench and he goes. DAMN, she’s hot. He walks over and is like, “hey, what are you doing here.” This guy turns around and looks at him, so I walked up and was like, honey what did I say about flirting with other men. You should of seen the look on this guy’s face, it was Hilarious.

Crazy

Have you ever wanted to just go crazy? I was at work last night and this guy started yelling at me over donuts. It was pathetic. I smiled at him and was like have a good day trying to act all nice and professional and the only thought I had was take that coffee roll and shove it. It was horrible but when he left my co-workers were like that was the most unsincere smile I’ve ever seen.

Magic Coffee

We were all out of regular coffee a couple day’s ago and I was making more. This women came in and asked me to bring her a coup of coffee when it was done so I said I would. I grab the coffee and walk over to where she was and she was sound asleep. I walked up and before i had a chance to say anything she was like “uhh, oh thanks very much.” I was shocked, it was like wow, she just totally woke up from like a deep sleep from the smell of coffee. must be some strong stuff.