We are Not Robbing Our Way to the Bank Anymore

Hi folks.

People call me Silly Willy, because of this famous quote of mine: “Don’t Be Silly, Ask Willy!” – But don’t think your Willy is Silly, ’cause he ain’t.

Some time ago, I got a phone call from an old friend of mine, Hard Boiled Harry:

He had only one question for me:

“Will the Bailout Bill do enough to save our savings and investments, Willy? I’m no longer robbing my way to the banks anymore, for instance the Bank of America, the Commerce Bank, the Chase, the National City of U.S. Bank, Wells Fargo, the Wachovia Bank or the Citizens Bank, not to forget the Sovereign Bank and Citibank. In fact, I started online writing to make some money, with rich content and high paying keywords in my articles, like Bailout Bill, Federal Deposit Insurance Coverage or FDIC, best mortgage loans, debt management, bad credits, financial crisis, low cost and that sort of things.”

Okay, I did some thinking… And I did some writing… And I would like to say now to you: “Don’t ask your financial counselor a business credit report. Don’t be Silly, ask a real pro debt buster like Willy!” 

Together with my ex-partners in crime – or my associés, if you prefer it more business-like – I sure can Save Our Savings, and yours too! I got in touch with Big Dick, who always wants to introduce himself to the ladies and who has a famous quote too: “What you see is what you get!”

Together with Hard Boiled Harry we worked out a plan to secure your money, your cash, your deposits, your stocks, your bonds, your mutual funds and your money market funds. We have started a discrete private bank of our own in a mystery place, somewhere in Europe. You only can find the place if you play The Mystery City Game and Quiz.

And then there is Asia, of course. Somewhere in the jungle of Borneo, The Lost Dutchman – another associé of ours – has hidden a lot of the loot we already secured from the bank. Start a true treasure hunt now, and do it here:

And then there is of course this mysterious site, found during an urban exploration expedition:

I wish you all the luck… And don’t forget, if you want to Save Our Savings… Don’t ask what Silly Willy can do for you, but ask what you can do for Silly Willy!