What Came First, The Chicken or The Egg?
The title really gives it away, but I will solve this age old question, probably older than the human race itself…
For the past 15 years of my life, I have wasted it studying the hardest question known to mankind. What came 1st, the chicken or the egg?
I am here to tell you that I have uncovered proof that proves which one came 1st. below is formula I used. And the answer is at the bottom.

If you are as smart as me (not much people are), you would understand. The answer lies in a painting of a famous painter named Victor Wan Vine.
Here is the painting in normal light.

Here is the painting sprayed with the chemical C12GH5Y13RED4.
This was confidential information 13 years ago and now I am able to release it to public!
But 1st I must tell you the story of this answer. It goes like this. It was a cold night and the man was on the computer. He clicked a link to my webpage where this article was and he started reading. Then he read The Answer to the question. He went crazy and he climbed to the roof of his house and jumped off. But before doing so, he told me a story.
It goes like this. It was a cold night and the man was on the computer. He clicked a link to my webpage where this article was and he started reading. Then he read The Answer to the question. He went crazy and he climbed to the roof of his house and jumped off. But before doing so, he told me a story. It goes like this. It was a cold night and the man was on the computer. He clicked a link to my webpage where this article was and he started reading. Then he read The Answer to the question.
He went crazy and he climbed to the roof of his house and jumped off. But before doing so, he told me a story. It goes like this. It was a cold night and the man was on the computer. He clicked a link to my webpage where this article was and he started reading. Then he read The Answer to the question. He went crazy and he climbed to the roof of his house and jumped off. But before doing so, he told me a story. It goes like this. It was a cold night and the man was on the computer.
He clicked a link to my webpage where this article was and he started reading. Then he read The Answer to the question. He went crazy and he climbed to the roof of his house and jumped off. But before doing so, he told me a story. It goes like this. It was a cold night and the man was on the computer. He clicked a link to my webpage where this article was and he started reading. Then he read The Answer to the question. He went crazy and he climbed to the roof of his house and jumped off. But before doing so, he told me a story.
It goes like this. It was a cold night and the man was on the computer. He clicked a link to my webpage where this article was and he started reading. Then he read The Answer to the question. He went crazy and he climbed to the roof of his house and jumped off. But before doing so, he told me a story…
After reading that now you can see the answer, look away and close your browser if you do not want to see it. It be a big impact on your life. Please look away if you do not want to see…
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HA HA! I just wasted about 10 minutes of your time!
To tell you the truth, I don’t know the answer. I don’t think any human being knows. I guess it will remain a mystery, or not?!
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3 Comments
You only wasted 5 minutes,
EPIC LULZ!
I thinks its obvious: if it was an egg, it would have died without a chicken. but a chicken can live without an egg. Where it came from? the creator of the universe and the whole earth! GOD!!! Duh!
It was the egg. According to Darwin the fittest creature will survive, and the fittest creature will have a different feature that makes it more likely to survive then its parent. Therefore at one point or another the modern chicken came to being, and it had a different feature then its parents, and this particular chicken came out with a feature that ended up defining it as a chicken that its parents didn’t have.
Therefore the egg came first because the parent of this egg wasn’t a chicken at all.