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What You Can Do with 700 Billion

Published by Jimmy Smith in Life
September 27, 2008

Here’s a few things you might want to do with 700 billion dollars.

Buy A Country

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With 700 billion dollars you can start looking at what countries to buy. Some countries within your price range include Denmark, Peru, Nepal, and Iceland. Just be careful buying a country would take a big chunk out of you money so shop smart.

Laugh at Bill Gates

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You could laugh at bill gates and rub it in his face that you have over 12 times as much money as him. Please only 56 billion what a joke.

Write 301 Million Checks

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The US population is about 301,000,000 which mean that you could pay everybody in the united states around 2325 dollars. But seriously whats someone going to do with a measly 2 grand.

Get Some Wheels

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The going rate for a Lamborgini is 279,000 which mean you could buy 2,508961. You would probably need a bigger driveway.  Talk about a traffic jam.

Bailout Wall Street

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This is probably the most boring choice you could make but hey why not if you have the money. Oh that’s right they don’t.

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14 Comments

  1. me
    Posted September 27, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    funny

  2. hah
    Posted September 27, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    the last one was funny

  3. Melody Arcamo Lagrimas
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 1:44 am

    Made me smile at the thought :-)

  4. Nelson Doyle
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 5:16 am

    What a great sense of humor. I really liked this one.

    God Bless,

    Nelson Doyle

  5. larcha
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 9:12 am

    this is funny!!!!!

  6. jo oliver
    Posted September 28, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Great job, I would love to laugh at Bill Gates. That would be like the ultimate….I have arrived laugh. I would also offer to buy Donald Trump a new hair do!

  7. Gale Barker
    Posted September 29, 2008 at 5:28 am

    A very clever idea!

  8. Johnna
    Posted September 29, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Cool

  9. Antonio
    Posted October 3, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Great ideas, I would like to buy a house in the space:)

  10. Indian-Muscle
    Posted October 7, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Those 2325 dollars will be paid by everyone in United States actually :) . So don’t be happy. You’ll be paying a lot of money in the coming days for mistakes you haven’t made.

  11. indian muscle is gay
    Posted October 12, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    haha
    he might not be a yank!
    surprisingly not everyone in the world is

    !shock horror!

  12. Mary
    Posted October 17, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Ah, to have this to worry about! I don’t think I’d laugh at Bill Gates ’cause he might mess up my computer! I need my computer because “I am writer”, and I write… Nice article!

    https://www.triond.com/users/Mary+J+Dressel

    http://www.maryjdresselbooks.com

  13. Kim Buck
    Posted October 22, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Umm, I think I would keep a large part for myself. Is that wrong?

  14. curt is me
    Posted December 17, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    1st no kim buck keeping most of it isnt wrong because, if its yours u can do w.e you want with it and i wud definently make fun of bill gates…

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