You’ve all heard of that ol’ saying… “Love is blind”. Hell… it aint blind… it’s just plain stupid. Remember when you would stand there and watch him work under the hood of his old truck and you would watch him in awe… Your heart throbbing and you just couldn’t believe how sexy he was while covered in grease. Now when he’s out there working under the hood you have a very brief moment when you just want to walk over there and … well… you know, grab that thing that’s been holding that hood up for so long and give it a good pull. Here’s another example…

Leaving the toilet seat up was just a minor adjustment until that night that you went in for a middle of the night bathroom call…..still a little sleepy, as you go to sit down you soon realize that your entire life just flashed before your eyes and it felt like you were falling into the bowels of hell while trying to grab anything in sight. From the bedroom you hear… “Hon… are you Okay?” “Yes dear… I just did a cannon ball into the toilet but I’m alright.. actually it was quite refreshing. I just hope that the blue wears off.” You head off back to bed where your loved one is resting comfortably and catching some serious ZZZZZ’s while it’s 2:00 am and you’re wide awake… just laying there with your little smurf butt. It’s going to be Okay though because he loves you just the way you are.