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Why You Should Grow a Huge Beard
I will give you 10 good reasons for growing a huge beard. Seriously!
So why should you grow a gigantic beard? Oh and by the way, this is only for men!!
Here’s the reasons guys:
Reason 1
The beard instantly turns a man into a bad-a*s! (The beard is like having machine guns on your face)
Before: Meek, Pathetic, Useless
After: Invincible murder machine!
Reason 2
Every beautiful woman will feel the need to touch, stroke and possibly frolic in your amazing beard.
Girl: Your beard is my soul mate, I want to make love to it! <3
Reason 3
A huge beard can be used for a great sled. Take a ride at your beard in the cold and boring winter.
Your beard will turn a boring and depressing winter into an fun and exciting winter!
Reason 4
Your beard will make you look smarter.
Before: IQ = Room temperature
After: Intellectual
Reason 5
In time of crisis, people always flock to a bearded person!
Girl: Oh no, a tsunami is approaching!! Where is the nearest bearded person??
Man: Have no fear ma’am! Giant beard at your service!
Reason 6
In emergencies, it can keep you and your friends warm!
Reason 7
Your beard can be used as a sail for a boat. This way you’ll be able to sail when you want to!
Reason 8
You can hide things in it, such as weapons, tools and food!
Reason 9
Your huge beard can be used to make smoke signals! (Oh yea, you didn’t see that coming!)
Reason 10!
Do you even need a reason number 10?!
The ultimate use of a giantic beard:
If you’re one of those who likes woolly shirts from granny, then ask someone to make clothes out of your beard! (or learn it yourself). You can even wear the clothes while still growing it bigger!
Hope you enjoyed this article. Go grow a beard!
Anders Hegelund
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Haha, you are absolutely hilarious! Keep warm…haha, where do you get your ideas from? Because wherever you do get them from, it is pretty hilarious!
you make my day friend. Very funny but witty.
Thank’s both of you!
Most of the stuff Is just popping up in my brain. I got a friend called Peter in my old class. He’s got the craziest fantasy and since I’ve been his friend for ca. 10 years.. I guess I got some of the fantasy as well
I’m very glad you like my stuff! You’r comments make MY day!
Best regards,
Anders
lol
^^
I have a goatee….maybe I should grow it now!
That would be an idea!
But.. only if you want to be SUPER cool
Hi Anders, I enjoyed your article. I like beards too. Janet
Thanks for your comment Janet!
Enjoyed your article but I definitely do not like beards and I think most women are of the same opinion. For one thing the things will scratch your face off, or you will think so.
Well as long as you enjoyed the article .. !
hahahahahaha,nice list