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You Know That You’re Going to Flunk If
Thirty ways to tell that you are not going to pass your course.
- Your answers on a true and false test are all true because you want to be true to yourself
- You believe that receiving and E on an exam means excellence
- You hand in a homework assignment without any work because you don’t want to mess up the paper with your writing
- You misspell your name on your final exam
- You circle all the letters on a multiple-choice test because it looks so pretty
- Your teacher shakes her head at you whenever she hands back one of your assignments
- You write, “I don’t understand” on all the essay questions
- You draw smiley faces when calculating the circumference of a circle
- You write down that your father was the “Father of Our Country” on your history test
- The only thing that you know how to dissect is a pizza pie
- You turn in your exam after one minute into the test and then proclaim, “Gee, I’m the first one done.”.
- You take all your work sheets and make them into paper airplanes
- You consider that class time is “Happy Hour.”.
- You answer each question on an exam by saying, “Eeeny Meeny Miney Moe.”.
- You suddenly develop an allergy to pens, pencils, and paper
- You view applying makeup to be more important than doing a measly assignment
- You tattoo a cheat sheet to your arm
- Your book report begins with duh
- Your power point presentation is powerless
- You have a hard time spelling: to, at, and it
- You take your homework and turn it into a fan to cool yourself off
- You like, really like, meant to like, turn in your homework like, but you like forgot
- You write on your exam that George Washington invented the washing machine
- The only thing that you know how to calculate is your cell phone bill
- Your handwriting looks like it has come from some ancient civilization
- The first words that you comprehend in Spanish are eating and sleeping
- Your singing in the choir is so awful that the choir director places a condemned sign next to your seat
- You answer all your questions on your test with text messages and clever abbreviations
- You decide to spend more time in the bathroom than in the classroom
- You make the Main Office your second home
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