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You Know You are Crazy When…

Published by Sir Poetry in Life
April 7, 2009

These are signs that tell you that you are crazy.

  • You turn yourself on.
  • You think an alien is looking at you through the computer.
  • You think taking a shower is an attempt of suicide.
  • You insert worms in side of your arm and put dirt in there to make them comfortable.
  • You think that if you where brown everyone will think you are racist.
  • You think that everyone is staring at you if there not.
  • You think the person next to you has molested you if they have not.
  • You think if you sit down to take a poop an alien living in your body will die.
  • You think that everyone is talking about your breast.
  • You think that there is a living person shrunk and put in your food and if you eat it you kill go to hell.
  • You think that everyone is plotting to kill you.

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