You know your not: cool when no one will talk to you

You know your not: dating when you date always slaps you across the face

You know your not: going to pass high school if you don’t know what high school is

You know your not: successful when you monthly income check hasn’t arrived for 7 years

You know your not: going to win the lottery if you bought 100 tickets all saying the same number

You know your not: getting married if your bride is three days late or the wedding

You know your not: living with your mom if she decided to through you out for 8th and last time

You know your not: getting that check just because it said you were the 999,999th visitor

You know your not: hanging with your best friend if your friend uses you as a punching bag

You know your not: having fun when your fun consists of being dared to eat that bug

You know your not: getting that job when the interviewer cracked up after you left

You know your not: going to Africa to help the AIDs victims if you have AIDs

You know your not: OK if the doctor says you will survive the most severe case of brain cancer ever

you know your not: a zombie if your faint at the site of blood

You know your not: going swimming in the ocean with your hot date if you can’t swim

you know your not: smart if your wearing an I’m with stupid shirt, alone!

You know your not: well you just know your not!

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