·        When you’re driving by yourself late at night down a dark road. All of a sudden you see headlights coming up behind you quick. As you take a second look you realize that it’s not a car, truck, or a vehicle of any kind. Oh…my, my—

·        When after going to bed late one night, you raise early still half asleep, rushing out of the house you forget to put on your pants. But you don’t realize it until you get a block from work.  Aw…man—