It’s fun to read about aliens from outer space. Are the aliens our friends or are they out to harm us? Perhaps there is an alien that lives right next door to you. What if your girlfriend was an alien? Here are fifteen signs that your girlfriend might be an alien:

1. When she kisses you, her tongue extends to one foot long
2. When she makes love with you, her body starts to rise above the bed
3. You can see that a new set of scales is coming in her body
4. She only watches the science fiction channel and starts communicating in a strange language
5. She is able to move objects with her mind
6. She talks to her girlfriends about the human species
7. When she hugs you, part of her skin starts to bubble and turn green
8. She is able to lift you in the air with her pinky
9. She can extend her arms from the kitchen to the bathroom
10. When she is in the bathroom, you notice that she is metamorphosing into a giant lizard
11. When she accidentally cuts herself, her blood turns a dark blue
12. At night, she looks up at the sky and comments about her people. She then vanishes as she is beamed up to the mother ship.
13. You give her a bouquet of flowers, and she eats them. She then tells you that on her planet, flowers are considered a delicacy.
14. Your girlfriend takes you for a ride on her back into the sky
15. You give your girlfriend a ring and she tells you how it reminds her of the rings of Saturn. She then circles around you and causes glowing rings to go around your body.