Lines to put in stories or books.

“I want an eighteen page paper on the physics involved with brushing your teeth by Tuesday…with sources.”

“You’re an ass.” She said sheepishly.

I only kill rapists on Tuedays, and Fridays are for murders, Saturday is my potpourri of child molesters and thieves…I kill drunk santas for Christmas and leprechauns on St. Patricks day.

I can see your still wearing my panties Tom.

I put down my revolver to look up and see a bright white light coming towards me…then with a whoosh the 747 landed.

No farting in the wrestling room, 20 pushups if ya do.

After killing the man Andy decided the best thing to do was to make it look like an accident, so he took him to the top of his apartment building and then flung him off; much to his dismay and our amusement the man landed ass first on the spiked gate; The butthole was later found in the eye socket during autopsy.

“Do you think I’m here for your amusement you little prick?” said bobo the clown after his nose fell off.

Steroids feel good, being drunk feels good, sex feels good, shooting steroids in your ass while your drunk and screwing a little twenty dollar chica in the ass does not however feel good….I hate Tijuana.

C’mon Susie I love you, that’s why I want you to put your mouth on it.