Ever have one of those days where you are bored and cannot think of a single thing to do? Here are a few humble suggestions of some things to consider doing to pass the time.

1. Go outside and play basketball.
2. Turn on your XBox and play basketball.
3. Find a homeless person and teach them Mandarin.
4. Find someone who speaks Mandarin, and make them homeless.
5. Take your Mandarin speaking homeless army to Canada and take over.
6. Name newly conquered land, once Canada, to “Mandaranian”.
7. Become president of said new land.
8. Discover source of infinite energy.
9. Use energy source to generate a time dilation bubble around your country, increasing the pass of time by 10,000x.
10. Stop time after 10,000 years have passed, 1 year normal time and invade rest of world with highly evolved military weaponry.
11. Rename newly conquered planet to “Mandaplanet”.
12. Make planet into giant video game, and all inhabitants are players.
13. Call new planetary game, “The Sims 7 – Presidential Edition”.
14. Grow and advance civilization as much as possible with technology discovered while in time bubble.
15. Use advancements to begin terraforming other planets.
16. Turn new planets into expansions for The Sims.
17. Dominate Milky Way galaxy with human race, making the entire galaxy your video game.
18. Take several of most advanced planets and use time dilation bubble once more, advance another 10,000 years overnight and find ways to terraform the entire universe.
19. Make universe wide version of The Sims and call it “The Sims 8 – We Own Everything”.
20. Sit back and relax, on a boring day, you took over the entire universe, not bad.

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