You are in a bullfight. You are brave and willing to stand before the crowd. The bull starts to make his charge. Just then you begin to panic and realize that you are only an average guy doing a silly and dangerous thing. Here are ten things that you should never say to a raging bull:

1. Do you take Master Charge or Bull Charge?
2. Have you considered sucking on a breath mint?
3. Do you like my cape? My mother knitted it for me
4. I hate to toot my horn, but I think that you are a big sissy
5. These pants I’m wearing are sure tight. Perhaps you can help me stretch them out.
6. You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn
7. You’re going to send me to what planet? I’m sorry but could you repeat that again?
8. Why are you staring at my butt?
9. Who in the world gave me this toy sword? Fear me bull for I shall strike you with this bendable rubber sword
10. Watch as I the brave matador run for my life before the angry crowd. Be nice to me bull please. I was only trying to impress my girlfriend.