It’s not unusually to be a little scared or frightened when going to the dentist. It can be even worse if your dentist is not in a good mood. Here are some things you should not say to an upset dentist:

1.   It’s funny but I could have sworn that I saw your wife with another guy.

2.   What’s with the maniacal laugh? You’d think that you just received a letter from the IRS.

3.   I passed by your house the other day. Was that a foreclosure sign on your home?

4.   I hope you don’t mind my onion breath. I had a load of them before coming here.

5.   You seem very upset. Is that your car in the parking lot with the dented fender?

6.   Why are you grasping the drill so tightly. Do you have arthritis?

7.   How was your mother’s day? Oh I’m so sorry. I forgot that your mother passed away one year ago.  She lived a long life. Wasn’t she ninety-two when she passed away? Oops, I guessed wrong. She was only sixty-five years old. Well she didn’t look a day over seventy.

8.   I’ve heard a rumor that you’ve been messing around with your hygienist. I don’t blame you. She’s really hot!

9.   I’m sorry that I spit on you when I was gargling. It won’t happen again. On second thought, I need to gargle a little more. I guess I’ve been watching too many Sylvester the Cat cartoons.

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10. Thanks for letting me know that I have five cavities. You really want me to put your daughters through college. Keep on increasing your fees and I may have to take out a home equity loan.