Freddy Krueger was one of the most evil villains in all the horror movies. He put new meaning into the term slice and dice. A Nightmare on Elm Street series was very popular. Here are fifteen things that you should never say to Freddy Krueger:

1. Have you ever considered going to a manicurist?
2. Your face looks like a road map from hell
3. Your sweater almost matches the one worn by Charlie Brown
4. Are you into Heavy Metal?
5. I like your metal-clawed leather gloves. I guess there really is a Santa Claws.
6. I think that you’ve been getting too much sun. Your face resembles a Danish prune.
7. I love your fedora hat. Did you buy it at a rummage sale?
8. I’ve been told that dreams can come true. In your case, you’d need a whole lot of dreaming to make your ugly face look handsome.
9. Would you like to carve our turkey?
10. Are you the new barber? I’d like you to take a little bit off the side
11. What do you mean you’re dead? Well I guess that means you won’t be able to go to my birthday party
12. Are you familiar with Dutch elm disease? I think that it just spread onto your skin
13. Have you ever considered going into the landscaping business?
14. I think that you need to sharpen up your act. Your jokes are stale and dull.
15. Have you ever met Wolverine? The two of you have a lot in common