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The fortunes continue in a refreshing new batch of wise and humorous sayings:

1.   Before you find Mr. Right, you must first turn left.

2.   Politicians should practice discourse more and intercourse less.

3.   Rumors are little more than speculation and perspiration.

4.   You will gain more than a pound if you eat an entire pound cake.

5.   You lose if you roll a snake eyes. You lose even more if you are confronted by a cobra’s snake eyes.I

6.   Fat is in the mind and bottom of the beholder.

7.   Playing hard to get will get you a one way ticket to loneliness.

8.   It is time that you wrapped up your affairs if you want to save your marriage.

9.   Birds are bipartisan since they have a left wing and a right wing.

10. You’ll never score with your date if you are always in the penalty box.