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Nine Hilarious Ways to Order a Take-away
Nine funny ways that you should order your next take away with.
- Before everything you say state the phrase “Captains log, entry 8987″.
- Pronounce every item you are ordering wrong, if they correct be very, very offended.
- Play the time run game: After everything they ask you, i.e. “what pizza would you like” wait as long as you can without them hanging up, the longer the conversation lasts the higher your score.
- Try and come back to everything they say with a snappy one liner, like the ones in action films, for instance “What drinks would you like with this?” – “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!”
- Order any pizzas in quarters, even if it’s all the same.
- When asked for your name make sure you say -atron or -anator after it.
- If at any point they ask you to repeat something carry on as if nothing happened, in fact talk quicker, then when the orders wrong demand a full refund.
- If they repeat the order to you repeat a different order back to them, continue for as long as possible.
- When it’s delivered answer the door, except continue as if you’re ordering, but make it a different order to the previous one.
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Ahaha good job keep it up!
it is funny but cruel at the same time, just me, always too serious. still a good article, thank you for sharing.
brilliant, i loved this, thanx for sharing.
No.3 is naughty! lol
Heh, I really hope that the order taker have great sense of humor.